Eaton Me Out

[Jane]

From the Kings of Porn come


EATON ME OUT!!!#

Jane is a hot sexy middle aged school mam who getting low on her bills. Needing a job she discovers openings at an all you can eat buffet. But it's not what she thinks.

This establishment is run by Debb Eaton who's not offering food to her customers but vagina. At a price. Realizing Jane as the clitorus that can put her on the map, Debb, hires and introduces Jane to the world of kinky sex.

From eating out and fisting to piss play and orgies, Debb will first "hand" show Jane the arts of wild sex. But Debb the Dominatrix will discover through this sexually explicit lesson that she may be falling for Jane.

Stay Tuned for Episode One

[Jane]

Episode One - New Direction

Jane sat at her kitchen table looking at the escalating pile of bills cluttering her small dinette. She began adding numbers on her abacus. Slowly feeling the painful sensation of arthritis tingling her hand. She stopped for a moment and looked at her soft pale hand. Noticing liver spots and a hairy mole she's never seen before.

"What's happened" she said aloud. Arising from the table she slowly paced herself to a full mirror. Admiring her body.

"You still have it" Jane smiled observing her body.



Jane had the body of an 18 year old cheerleader on medical leave. It was a beautiful sight. Jane noticed a few blonde and gray pubes curling out from her boy shorts. She gingerly pulled them out by hand and let them fall on the floor. She liked that feeling. It felt amazing.

She began to feel herself get aroused. She walked over to her 5 disc CD changer and turned on One Direction. She closed her eyes and let her hand slip down her. She inserted her finger in her moss garden and felt the pearl she was looking for.

In her mind Liam was in her room with a 22 inch dick. Why 22? Because it would fit him just right.

"Gidday Jane may I penetrate your hairy American vagina?" Liam politely asked in a way only British people can

"Yes" Jane said opening up her now saturated girl toy.

Liam entered and Jane took every inch. He began to thrust his hips and pound her. As Jane thought this she stuck her full hand up and like Niagara Falls Jane saturated her carpet with a gushing flow of water.

Looking at the mess she made Jane noticed one part of a newspaper unwet. It was a now hiring job for Debb All You Can Eaton House of Carpet Munch. Jane shrugged at the name but she liked buffets and would give it a go

[Jeff Probst]

I knew eventually that my fetish for hags would come to an epic crescendo, but never did I think there would be a season in which a lesbian tryst between the horniest hagresses in stranded history would occur.

[Debb]

I'M QUIVERING WITH ANTICIPATION.

[Katie]

I'M QUIVERING WITH ANTICIPATION.

[Jane]

Episode Two - A New Start


Debb sat in her office flickering her quivering bean pole. Ashley Underwood sat before her crying and nude. Her ample breast exposed.

"You want this job?" Debb demanded "Then eat this"

Debb opened her legs revealing a fleshy waxed vagina. Bare and hairless. Ashley looked at it in all its glory. The lights causes a reflection to blare of the shiny uterus. Ashley shakes her head no.

"Then get the fuck out" Debb hollered "and send the next bitch on in"

Debb covered her fleshy fuck hole. Jane walked in. Her nipples erect from the cold air blowing in. Debb looked up and down Jane's glorious body. Her puss began to get wet. This was the most beautiful fuck whore she's seen in a while.

"I'm looking for a job as a server" Jane quietly cooed

"Then service this" Debb replied exposing herself. "You want this job show me what your capable off."

Jane was taken back not sure why she needed to do this to serve food but like her job at Pizza Hut she didn't question.

Jane got on all four and crawled her way to Debb. The scent of Debb ' s vagina smelled like a rotted lemon. Or food dropped in Lemon Pledge. Jane went in flicking the quarter size clit Debb had.

The moment Jane's serpent tongue hit Debb was elevated to a new level. She couldn't believe one simple tongue lash could make her feel so good. She put her hands on the back of Jane's unkept hair.

"Caryn" Debb shouted. Jane stopped. An awkward looking stupid ugly bitch walked in



"Yes" Caryn said

"This bitch is hired" Debb exclaimed "but bitch eat this shit more"

Debb shoved Jane's head further. Jane's facial stubs tingles her vagina as her chin rested om Debb ' s vagina. Debb knew she found the hottest girl around..

[Debb]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.

[Lisa]

Woah dude

[Ashley]

This thread needs an 18+ warning for people like Lisa. She is forever scarred. RIP Lisa's innocence.

[Jane]

The warning was in the first post wtf did yall expect.

[Debb]

WARNINGS ARE FOR WIMPS

(LUV YOU LISA)

[Mia]

when is my cameo appearance gurl

[Jane]

Episode Three - The Final Two



"Sometimes you can be one unlucky cunt. Your grandfather can be fucking your mouth one minute. Thrusting like a mother fucker and the next he's creaming down your mouth and you realize the whole time he was having a stroke. I lost a great man and my world has been shit since. But this shit it's all about to change. I have two hot bitches and my life is about to change. You know what fuck life" Debb thought

Debb was walking down a long hall with dog chains in each hand. These chains were connected to two collars. One strapped around Jane's next. The other a woman named Lisa. Both these women were in their final hiring stage.

As Jane moved down the hall she observed Lisa. She was sure at one time she was pretty but Lisa now showed signs of use. Her face was long and drawn out like Ghost Face in Scream. Lisa was unshaved and had a massive bush that lead a trail along her ass crack and poofed out into a small compound of hsir on her lowrr back. her body looked like melted ice cream that was never licked. And because her body seeped into one blob her pussy hair made her look unappealing. Kinda like this



Lisa observed Jane and realized this was one hot bitch. She didn't know if she could win out over her sexy body but she was determined to try.

Debb led the women into a room with men eating out a bunch of women. Each woman was a different race and above them was their ethnicity. Asian women were in the Asian section. Women like Sylvia and Michelle were her. There was Spanish, African, American and even Indian where you could get a two for one special with Nadia and Natalie. Both of them had dirty vaginas. And would queef in a mans face.

Debb led them to a table that had some food items on it. Like strawberries, bananas, whip cream, a hot dog, and chicken nuggets. Jane wasn't sure what to make of it.

"Sit" Debb barked. Lisa and Jane both sat on the table. "Bring your asses to the edge of the table. I'm going to shove my whole fucking arm up your ass. And fist fuck you two. Let's see who takes it best."

Debb whistled . Out of a dark corner Caryn crawled out



In her hands was lube. Debb held up both fist and Caryn rolled down Debb ' s sleeves. She poured the lube all the way down Debb's arms until they looked like a greasy mess. Caryn then saturated both girls holes. Jane squirmed at the coldness. Debb then fist punched her hands up their asses. Both women screamed.

At that sound men began to gather. Looking around Jane saw Ted. For a black man his dick was small. Probably 3 inches. There was also Yul who had the biggest dick of all.

Debb began to plunge harder and deeper. She was rocking the counter. She felt both women at the same time pulsate and knew what was about to come. With one quick swoop she tugged her hands out and in harmony a lava of liquid crap began to spray from Lisa and Jane. Looked like this



Debb releases two white birds who sat next to each hole who emerged themselves in the pouring shit



The men began cheering and ejaculating all over. Jane and Lisa couldn't believe that much shit continued to pour out of them. Debb stood up and yelled "do something more or you're both fired. "

In a panic Jane grabbed the strawberries and began to fondue them next to her hole. Covering them in her shit. Before she realized the whole room was munching on shit covered strawberries.

Debb smiled "Golden Corral has nothing on us." She looked at Lisa who wasn't spraying anymore. "Get the fuck out Lisa just the way you are."

"Can i get a strawberry first" Lisa asked

[Jane]

Episode 4 will be tonight:

To celebrate Jane's hiring Debb takes her to a frat party where things get psychedelic

[Mia]

holy fuck lol

[Jane]

Mia your cameo is coming soon.

Can you all guess the cameo in episode 4

[Jane]

holy fuck lol

Did you like it

[Debb]

THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLY HOT. JANE, YOU ARE MY HERO.

[Jane]

Episode Four - In A Gadda Da Vida Part One


Debb sat in her office smoking pot. She smiled thinking back to the events earlier today. A giant dildo fucked her. It was attached to the top of Caryn ' s head. A knock came on the door. Jane enters ans stops looking at what's going on

"This a bad time?" Jane asked

"Nope just finishing" Debb responded as she forcibly shoved Caryn ' s head into her crotch then shoving her out. Debb squirted a massive load all over Caryn. It had a sticky like substance and a pugnacious odor that Caryn adored. Debb got up and pulled up her Levi Wranglers and walked out with Jane

"So where we going?" Jane inquired

"Out." Debb said "I own the hottest pussy in town. I'm going to show it off."

At that moment Mia pulled up in her VW Bug Convertable top. The hood was down and it was a piss yellow color.

"What's up fuck sluts," Mia said while masticating a piece of gum. "Who's ready go get fucked til their holes bleed!!!!! Oh I'm Mia!!!"

"You get shot gun." Debb smiled

Jane entered the car and realized there was a dildo sticking out of the seat. Jane looked confused

"Oh just prep your pussy up against it and get ready for a wild ride!!" Mia exclaimed as Jane propped herself in. "Don't worry its NOT clean."

"Old juices make the snatch feel better." Debb called from the back seat.

Mia drove off quickly. The thrust of her car lunged the dildo in and out of Jane's pussy. Mia giggled loudly. She switched on the radio to Barbie Girl as she did 80 mph in a 30.

"Pussy mint?" Mia laughingly asked as she stuffed another huge wad of gum in her mouth. Jane was a gap that a human mouth could hold so much gum. "Don't worry I won't choke. I once sucked Robin Thicke ' s cock while sticking my finger in a light socket and sitting on a mound of fire ants. He likes that shit!! So pussy mint?"

Jane blinked "What's a pussy mint?"

Mia cackled loudly. "Who is this bitch!!! Lean back slut." Mia thrusted Jane back. She took out the wad of gym from her mouth and placed it on her index finger. She them crammed it up Jane's pussy playing with her own clit with the other hand. "There now it smells like Fruit Loops and pussy. Meow!!"

Mia put her hands back on the wheel and slammed the breaks. "Here!!!" She beckoned

the women stepped out of the car. Mia and Debb squatted next to a van and shit on it.

Mia grunting said "This van here belongs to a micro dick twat named Cochran. Nice mine looks bloody! STAIN!!!

"Where is here?" Jane thought looking at a big house

to be continued

[Debb]

WAY TO LEAVE US HANGING.