by Debb » Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:48:54 pm
So, I consider myself quite the undiscovered actress. In fact, after my season was over, my agent said to gather some of my favorite movie scenes and to come into his office and reenact them for him. I thought great! I know just which ones to do.
The first one I did was Jodie Foster's rape scene in "The Accused" I wheeled in a pinball table and did that scene in perfect sync with the real movie, which was playing along on the plasma screen. When those men were yelling "Poke that pussy" , I jammed a pool stick inside of me. I had one of my hands choking myself and the other one raping myself. It was great.
After that, I went directly into Halle Berry's sex scene from "Monster's Ball". I just started flailing all over my agent's sofa yelling "CAN YOU MAKE ME FEEEELL GOOOOODD!" and I just stripped butt naked and finger fucked myself until I came directly on his sofa.
And finally, my masterpiece...I did Charlize Theron's rape scene from "Monster". When her client said "I'll give you ten extra dollars" I scream "Well I'll give the bitch twenty!!" Then I hogtie myself just like she was and stick various objects up my ass. Also, I pull on my mullet and pour alcohol all over myself. Then I break free from my restraints and whip out my gun to kill my rapist. "Die fucker die" I yell. "Debb Eaton pussy don't come for free"
When it was over, my agent was nowhere to be found. I think he ran out of the room after I came on his couch. To this day, I don't know what happened to him. And the bastard still has my pinball machine.
Debb
