Stranded in the Marquesas

I just really badly cut my left hand, and being a leftie, that really takes me out of commission as far as hand functionality goes. It's take me forever just to write this without it looking like a drunk monkey wrote it. Currently my pinky finger is taped to my ring finger, and it's so awkward to type with. I will try to be as helpful in challenges as I can, and writing out messages will take forever as well. Sorry about that

Oh wow - that sounds dreadful Ken! How on earth did you manage to do that?! Do you think it will need stitches? Maybe you should get it looked at dude?

I think it will be fine. What happened was while I left the room for a brief moment to get my nephews some juice, they seemed to think it would be hilarious to tease my cat, so while I am gone I start to hear "bad kitty! bad kitty!" Upon my return I had noticed she chased them up onto the couch and was hissing at them. While personally I found this to be hilarious, when she actually lunged toward them I had to catch her and stop her from scratching them. She got me on my hand really badly and so it is cut in 3 places, mostly on my pinky finger. I have it taped up to my ring finger to stop it from getting infected, but I think it should be fine. My cat is just a fugly ho sometimes. She's about 12, so she is old and bitchy.

Sorry to hear that Ken. You're a regular hero saving your nephews though. Think about it that way.

Ken wrote:I think it will be fine. What happened was while I left the room for a brief moment to get my nephews some juice, they seemed to think it would be hilarious to tease my cat, so while I am gone I start to hear "bad kitty! bad kitty!" Upon my return I had noticed she chased them up onto the couch and was hissing at them. While personally I found this to be hilarious, when she actually lunged toward them I had to catch her and stop her from scratching them. She got me on my hand really badly and so it is cut in 3 places, mostly on my pinky finger. I have it taped up to my ring finger to stop it from getting infected, but I think it should be fine. My cat is just a fugly ho sometimes. She's about 12, so she is old and bitchy.

Were you describing your cat or Jane towards the end there?

Either way it involves stanky pussy.

~ken can't handle da pussy~

Jokes aside that sucks Ken I wish you a speedy recovery <3