Stranded in the Marquesas

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Hi Jeffrey.

So I kicked a bee hive before coming here to refuge . Lisa had told me she was starting to get suspicious that there was a plan to take out her, Ashley and Ted. Ooops. My plan get's leaked. So I do my best BS job and make myself look completely innocent while simultaneously throwing some serious shade at Vitinho. He started the whole thing, in a sense. I believe all he said to Lisa, Ashley and Ted was he gave them heads up that there might be a plan to go after them. Once I come clean about everything, and when I say come clean, I mean completely distort the facts, they confront Vitinho, he confronts me, I tell him to kiss my ass.

I feel bad for Lisa and Ted. I do. I mean them no ill will. And naturally me being a complete dumbass in the challenge made it seem like I was trying to throw. Because, genius that I am, I would cause a bunch of controversy, make myself a target, then throw a challenge. I was not reading from the Drew Christy how to guide to Survivor. I may be a colossal fuck up in challenges, but I am not that stupid.

I tried to play drama free. I did. But perhaps my Stranded storyline is never meant for me to be the hero. I'm not such a bad, bad person. Really. Truly. Honestly. I am just a sweetheart who does bad things. And now I get to silently judge everyone left in the game. It will be oh so fun.

Ken wrote:Hi Jeffrey.

So I kicked a bee hive before coming here to refuge . Lisa had told me she was starting to get suspicious that there was a plan to take out her, Ashley and Ted. Ooops. My plan get's leaked. So I do my best BS job and make myself look completely innocent while simultaneously throwing some serious shade at Vitinho. He started the whole thing, in a sense. I believe all he said to Lisa, Ashley and Ted was he gave them heads up that there might be a plan to go after them. Once I come clean about everything, and when I say come clean, I mean completely distort the facts, they confront Vitinho, he confronts me, I tell him to kiss my ass.

I feel bad for Lisa and Ted. I do. I mean them no ill will. And naturally me being a complete dumbass in the challenge made it seem like I was trying to throw. Because, genius that I am, I would cause a bunch of controversy, make myself a target, then throw a challenge. I was not reading from the Drew Christy how to guide to Survivor. I may be a colossal fuck up in challenges, but I am not that stupid.

I tried to play drama free. I did. But perhaps my Stranded storyline is never meant for me to be the hero. I'm not such a bad, bad person. Really. Truly. Honestly. I am just a sweetheart who does bad things. And now I get to silently judge everyone left in the game. It will be oh so fun.

Oh Kenneth, they just never learn. You always manage to fuck everyone over and they keep trusting you

I am such a colossal ass hat sometimes . I am DYING that my parner in crime in all of this is Jolanda, of all people. I have such fond memories of when she was my penultimate rival next to HoHo. But I seriously fucking love JoJo in this and she is my main girl along with Mia.

Hey Ken hey and welcome to Refuge!

What is your gut shot on who you would steal/save on each side before you get to talking to anyone? Are you looking to use this as a rescue, or in some more strategic way?

Oh whoop, I already talked to people

Although I kinda had my mind made up even before I got here. If Hiva Oa win, I take Lisa. If those other losers win, I take Katie. Lisa is someone I feel like I can rely on for sure. She is terrific, I adore her. And lucky for me, Mia seems to agree that Lisa should come here. Jolanda is pushing for Chris, but I don't think he would be a good pick. He is way too trusting and way too eager to believe anyone. I had a feeling he would trust Vytas and Ramona way more than he should have and I think that bit him in the ass. I need to somehow play both sides a little as well, and Lisa is a good way for me to do that. So even though last night shit hit the fan and it half way got exposed I was playing both sides, I managed to weasel my way into hopefully getting them thinking I wasn't, when I am

And Katie is someone I would pick just based on her being one of the few players I actually know of on that tribe. I don't know a lot of them, so it is Katie by default tbh.

Catch me up too, cos I am a little behind - was that a throw last night or genuine suckage?

Oh come on, it's me. That was genuine suckage.