Hey Final 3! Congrats to all of you for making it here! You made it to the end of an All-Stars game and that’s not a very easy thing to do. Congratulations and good luck tonight. I have no idea where my vote is going tonight which one of you might take as an insult. It isn’t, I just don’t really respect the decision to bring two goats to the end of an All-Stars game. It shows a lot of insecurity in your gameplay, at least with Ken there you look humble by taking someone who might (but wouldn’t) beat you. It’s a dick move, honestly. Wouldn’t you rather be able to say “I won against Mia and Debb” than “I beat Carter and Ralph?” That doesn’t say much, Cochran. Anyone on the jury could beat Carter and Ralph. You look like a pussy. Hell, maybe you are a pussy.
I have a question for you Cochran. Would you say that you held adequate conversation with every member of the jury? Do you feel like you got to know the jury at all? Tell us one personal thing you know about each member of the jury. Something you could only know by actually having an in depth conversation with them?
(Side note: I do consider you a friend, Cochran. This isn’t anything against you at all. This is a game and I want to know why I should respect the decision you made with your final 3)
Carter, I love you buddy, congrats on being here. I want to give you the opportunity right now to tell the jury just why they should forgive you for not PMing half of the merged tribe. Is there any reason at all they should vote for you?
And Ralph. This is so weird but I love you. You are considered by some to be Cochran’s goat but I feel like that’s not true. Distance yourself a little here. What move did you make besides your inevitable “I SINGLEHANDEDLY VOTED OUT ASHLEY!!!”?
Jeff, can I address the jury? If so, Ashley, wtf did you block me on Skype when I was genuinely asking if you were okay? I wasn’t starting shit with you so as your friend, my feelings were hurt by that. Wtf??
This sounds a little entitled coming from a 10th placer but I fully believe I would be there and winning tonight had I not been rocked out. :P Kidding but I love all of you and congrats. Good luck.
