Day 26 - Tribal Council #15

[Ken]

Hey guys, I just found out that I'm in trouble tonight, so here's my pitch.

Chad and Cochran (and Ralph but you're not here) if you vote me out now, Carter and Debb WILL make a move against you in the final 7, and you'll be sitting in the jury shortly after me wondering what the hell happened.

You KNEW this was coming, and if you can prevent it now would be the time by not voting me.

How do you know that and what are you suggesting?

Because Debb and Carter came up to me and said that Cochran and co are targeting me. Cochran and Chad both mentioned that Debb and Carter are actually the ones gunning for me.

So, someone is lying here, and I just want to know who brought up my name.

Honestly, idgaf who I vote for tonight. It's not Mia because everyone went crazy, and Ralph already prevoted for me.

I'm an open vote. If you get rid of me now then there goes your chances to make the end lol.

Really, I'm just looking for someone to vote with me tonight.

I'm Spartacus! (that means I'm with you)

[Mia]

DEFINITELY NOT FLIPPING. THESE GUYS WILL SAY ANYTHING TO SAVE THEMSELVES, AS WAS PROVEN ALL THIS WEEK AND LAST WEEK.

My favorite Debbism is actually... "Hmm yeah, it IS time to make a move! But I'm going to tell you between the challenge and tribal."

And then silence!

How do you fucking vote for that to win? Like, idgaf if she works with me to make a move. It won't hurt my feelings if she just doesn't want to make a move with me. But like, you have to actually do SOMETHING. For fuck's sake.

[Jolanda]

Cochran and Chad, do you believe that Debb and Carter will flip on you at 7?

Debb and Carter would literally be stupid not to, and I'm surprised that they didn't.

[Sarah]

[Jolanda]

Hey guys, I just found out that I'm in trouble tonight, so here's my pitch.

Chad and Cochran (and Ralph but you're not here) if you vote me out now, Carter and Debb WILL make a move against you in the final 7, and you'll be sitting in the jury shortly after me wondering what the hell happened.

You KNEW this was coming, and if you can prevent it now would be the time by not voting me.

Jo. I don't know what to say. I am so sorry. I didn't want it to come to this. This is THE hardest vote for me by far, but you are right. We are starting to be selfish and right now this is the best thing for me. I hope I can make you understand later. I literally want to cry right now. I also just puked so that doesn't help. But we are down to it now. And we're all playing for our own paths to the end. And as much as we tried, I don't think ours is the same.

So what do you have to gain from voting me off? Tell me I want to know.

[Debb]

so I'm part of "these guys" now? If so, why have you been pitching to me ALL DAY to get rid of Cochran if Mia wins immunity?

Because Debb and Carter came up to me and said that Cochran and co are targeting me. Cochran and Chad both mentioned that Debb and Carter are actually the ones gunning for me.

OK NOW YOU ARE JUST MAKING STUFF UP AND THAT'S REALLY NOT COOL.

[Chad]

Because Debb and Carter came up to me and said that Cochran and co are targeting me. Cochran and Chad both mentioned that Debb and Carter are actually the ones gunning for me.

So, someone is lying here, and I just want to know who brought up my name.

Honestly, idgaf who I vote for tonight. It's not Mia because everyone went crazy, and Ralph already prevoted for me.

I'm an open vote. If you get rid of me now then there goes your chances to make the end lol.

Really, I'm just looking for someone to vote with me tonight.

I just said that your name was coming up. I didn't say it was Debb and Carter. Frankly, it wasn't. You even asked me who "they" was and I didn't answer you.

[Mia]

DEFINITELY NOT FLIPPING. THESE GUYS WILL SAY ANYTHING TO SAVE THEMSELVES, AS WAS PROVEN ALL THIS WEEK AND LAST WEEK.

so I'm part of "these guys" now? If so, why have you been pitching to me ALL DAY to get rid of Cochran if Mia wins immunity?

She speaks truth here.

Like, at least Debb gave Jolanda a name. I'm lucky enough to get a response.

[Jolanda]

so I'm part of "these guys" now? If so, why have you been pitching to me ALL DAY to get rid of Cochran if Mia wins immunity?

Because Debb and Carter came up to me and said that Cochran and co are targeting me. Cochran and Chad both mentioned that Debb and Carter are actually the ones gunning for me.

OK NOW YOU ARE JUST MAKING STUFF UP AND THAT'S REALLY NOT COOL.

omg

what

Ken and Mia, am I making this stuff up?

[Jolanda]

Because Debb and Carter came up to me and said that Cochran and co are targeting me. Cochran and Chad both mentioned that Debb and Carter are actually the ones gunning for me.

So, someone is lying here, and I just want to know who brought up my name.

Honestly, idgaf who I vote for tonight. It's not Mia because everyone went crazy, and Ralph already prevoted for me.

I'm an open vote. If you get rid of me now then there goes your chances to make the end lol.

Really, I'm just looking for someone to vote with me tonight.

I just said that your name was coming up. I didn't say it was Debb and Carter. Frankly, it wasn't. You even asked me who "they" was and I didn't answer you.

So it was you

[Ralph]

sorry for taking so long had to bus to hospital here now!

[Mia]

so I'm part of "these guys" now? If so, why have you been pitching to me ALL DAY to get rid of Cochran if Mia wins immunity?

Because Debb and Carter came up to me and said that Cochran and co are targeting me. Cochran and Chad both mentioned that Debb and Carter are actually the ones gunning for me.

OK NOW YOU ARE JUST MAKING STUFF UP AND THAT'S REALLY NOT COOL.

You know, I'm beginning to think that Debb has literally NEVER lied in this game, or never spread anything. She seems so ~hurt~ and ~betrayed~ by people talking behind her back, so like, the logic here is that she's literally never done any of it herself, right?

[Cochran]

Because Debb and Carter came up to me and said that Cochran and co are targeting me. Cochran and Chad both mentioned that Debb and Carter are actually the ones gunning for me.

When did I say who was gunning for you?

I was just about to send you a message saying I was voting for you, and your thing about turning on Debb and Carter didn't really phase me because I don't think that's a good move, and I also think them turning on me is a bad move also.

I say this every time but you guys are seriously thinking you know what is going down in this alliance, but you really aren't a part of it so just saying that you know who is flipping where is funny to me.

[Jolanda]

Can someone tell me WHY I'm getting voted out tonight and WHO started it or is everyone just being a pussy right now

[Jeff Probst]

So, if someone were to amke a move, Final 7 is the ideal time, the most obvious time to flip. That would mean tonight would be getting a jump on the obvious. Ken, is that something you guys have been pitching all day?

[Ken]

so I'm part of "these guys" now? If so, why have you been pitching to me ALL DAY to get rid of Cochran if Mia wins immunity?

Because Debb and Carter came up to me and said that Cochran and co are targeting me. Cochran and Chad both mentioned that Debb and Carter are actually the ones gunning for me.

OK NOW YOU ARE JUST MAKING STUFF UP AND THAT'S REALLY NOT COOL.

omg

what

Ken and Mia, am I making this stuff up?

Why don't we just get it out in the open now? Hasn't literally everyone in the game been saying that final 7 is going to be a race to see who can get the 2 outsiders left on their side?

[Jolanda]

Because Debb and Carter came up to me and said that Cochran and co are targeting me. Cochran and Chad both mentioned that Debb and Carter are actually the ones gunning for me.

When did I say who was gunning for you?

I was just about to send you a message saying I was voting for you, and your thing about turning on Debb and Carter didn't really phase me because I don't think that's a good move, and I also think them turning on me is a bad move also.

I say this every time but you guys are seriously thinking you know what is going down in this alliance, but you really aren't a part of it so just saying that you know who is flipping where is funny to me.

Why would Debb and Carter go to the F5 with you? They would be FUCKED if they did because obvioulsy you chad and Ralph are a trio there, and there is no way you aren't bringinig each other to the end.

[Chad]

Cochran and Chad, do you believe that Debb and Carter will flip on you at 7?

Debb and Carter would literally be stupid not to, and I'm surprised that they didn't.

This is probably true. But I am going nowhere fast with all three of you, Ken, and Mia in the game. Everyone keeps harping on a threesome. You guys are a threesome and you are way stronger than this other perceived threesome is.

[Jeff Probst]

so I'm part of "these guys" now? If so, why have you been pitching to me ALL DAY to get rid of Cochran if Mia wins immunity?

Because Debb and Carter came up to me and said that Cochran and co are targeting me. Cochran and Chad both mentioned that Debb and Carter are actually the ones gunning for me.

OK NOW YOU ARE JUST MAKING STUFF UP AND THAT'S REALLY NOT COOL.

omg

what

Ken and Mia, am I making this stuff up?

Why don't we just get it out in the open now? Hasn't literally everyone in the game been saying that final 7 is going to be a race to see who can get the 2 outsiders left on their side?

If this is the case, Ken, then I would be saying... Final 8 sounds like a good blindside time. Get them at 8 before they are expecting it at 7. Do you think that will be the case tonight?

[Mia]

So, if someone were to amke a move, Final 7 is the ideal time, the most obvious time to flip. That would mean tonight would be getting a jump on the obvious. Ken, is that something you guys have been pitching all day?

I think that it was "so obvious" that the Final 8 would be the perfect time to make a move that everyone chickened out. Give Debb a reason not to make a move, and she won't do it.

So now that the Final 7 is the NEW perfect time to make a move, I expect nothing to happen. She's such a fucking pussy. It's a shame she had to be a last minute replacement for the REAL star, Miss Ami Cusack from Stranded in Costa Rica.