Episode 11

[Jeff Probst]

Welcome to the Merge!!!!

Congrats!

How are you feeling about your chances here?

Are you confident in your alliances/friendships or are you exploring other options?

Who are the big threats and are they early merge boots or is it easier to go after group/big targets first?

[Ashley]

Katie's first PM to me being "it is so unfair" like lol girl here we go we are so alike sometimes it's crazy. She is me if I were a gay man in my early 30s.

But also... um WHERE IS MY MERGE AVI I am actually dying for it gimmeeeeeeeeee <3

Mia is acting super innocent, but...


BUT.


LET ME JUST SAY.


KEN AND JOLANDA can actually go wedge themselves back into Mia's sandy fauxgina. They are seriously like "oh that was so long ago I am over it it's ~in the past".... like you motherfuckers.... YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE THAT. You two sat on your fat asses on Refuge all safe and sound while I got targeted and then dealt with my own paranoia ever since, you do NOT get to choose when something happened ages ago and it's time to get over it. You weren't the one targeted for a blindside. You weren't the one who's been hustlin' for her dollas ever since, you fugly skank bitches.

Fuck off bye.

And why are they all saying Katie is crazy? She can be crazy into our loving arms if she hands us the majority, idgaf.

[Jeff Probst]

[Ashley]

I am also chillin' waiting for you to post a new idol at some point so I can be like an episode of hoarders and keep them all and idol people out for luls. When I was out buying booze I thought of one plan whereby people are voting for Katie which apparently could happen so I give her my idol to play on herself and idol some bitch out. Not only do I not get the "SHE HAS IDOLS?!!??11/1/11!!!" backlash that comes with an idol play, but I get to actively fuck people off that I don't want here. But that's getting ahead of myself and pure fantasy. If the opportunity arises I'll take it though, I'm not going to hold onto the idol like Gollum purring about my precious, and I don't want to get paranoid with it, it's easier to hustle knowing there's no back up plan because you become 100% invested in making sure you get your votes on lock, not just think "I can always play it just in case..." - the idol psychology is almost a game in of itself. Play it wrong and you're fucked. Don't play it at all, well then you look like a retard :P

[Brenda Lowe]

lol at "fauxgina"

Tell me about that last vote cos I missed the whole thing. Where does that put you in standing with the NuHiva people? Wanna give me a trust ranking of people who most have your back in this game to least?

[Ashley]

When everyone hates Katie and doing public call outs and shit and the spotlight isn't on me.

[Ashley]

test

[Ashley]

test

[Ashley]

test

[Ashley]

*YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

[Ashley]

Also why I am NOT HAPPY that my original Namibia merge source pic was used, but Avi is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Ashley]

post the clue Probst.

[Ashley]

teresa woke me at like 5am and i am srsly ready to off myself fuck skype the noise is like a trigger rn ;___;

[Ashley]

I feel like this vote is gonna go to shit. People are PMing each other and I am owed a lot of messages and not getting responses from nearly everyone.

[Ashley]

Voting for Lisa and gave her my idol to play on herself :P Ready to watch this happen and hope it doesn't backfire on me when people start melting down.

[Ashley]

if this idol ends up being a waste i will kick you so hard in the balls probst

[Ashley]

LMFAO did Sarah vote Katie?

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL Soz Katie I think I just screwed you over for Lisa. lmao. oh well

[Ashley]

Can't believe i've done that... LAWD HAVE MERCY. Me and Katie are just so star-crossed it seems.

[Ashley]

ugh fuck you Sarah

[Ashley]

I have to vote Katie, there's no way Coch is getting a majority or a tie, and I can't blow my cover or the whole this was just a whomp. Sucks that Sarah got me but at least I've covered my tracks a bit.