Day 04 - Sunday 2/15 - IC #1 + TC #1 + RR #1

[Jeff Probst]

Immunity Challenge #1 - 8c/9e
Tribal Council #1 - 9c/10e
Refuge Ritual #1 - 9c/10e

Good luck, let the games begin.

[Stacey]

cool!

[Chad]

So Sunday?

[Cochran]

What the fucks an R and R?

[Debb]

I AM A FAN OF REFUSE SO I AM SURE THIS WILL BE A GREAT SEASON.

[Stacey]

I AM A FAN OF REFUSE SO I AM SURE THIS WILL BE A GREAT SEASON.

[Yul Kwon]

What the fucks an R and R?

Refuge Ritual.

[Stacey]

@Debb question: what is wrong with you???

[Jolanda]

oh wonderful an RR twist, can't wait to see what that bad boy is all about.

[Jolanda]

oh wonderful an RR twist, can't wait to see what that bad boy is all about.

this is why we read everything first, kids.

[Lisa]

Wait, this IS for Sunday, right?

[Mia]

can't wait

[Vitinho]

i'm so lonely

[Brenda Lowe]

Wait, this IS for Sunday, right?

Yes. All on Sunday evening/night.

[Sean]

Looking forward to it

[Papa Bear]

Shout out to all my fellow gameboys.

[Jane]

Cover your holes cuz somebody's getting fucked. Wanna say something else Papa Bead who you going to lie to like you always do

[Debb]

IN EARLY 1997, I HAD A PREGNANCY SCARE. I TOLD MY SON THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO PUT HIS WHOLE ARM INSIDE OF ME AND PULL MY BABY OUT. HE TRIED ONE ARM BUT SAID HE NEEDED TO USE BOTH. SO I AGREED AND HE GASHED ME OPEN SO WIDE THAT MY VAGINA TORE OPEN. I WAS BLEEDING AND SCREAMING IN AGONY, BUT FINALLY HE PULLED THE BABY OUT OF ME.

UPON FURTHER INSPECTION, OUR HOPES WERE DASHED. AS IT TURNS OUT, MY BABY WAS ACTUALLY AN OLD TICKLE ME ELMO THAT I HAD JAMMED UP MY CROTCH AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY A FEW MONTHS PRIOR. I REMEMBER THE PARTYGOERS SAYING TO ME "HEY DEBB, I BET YOU CAN'T FIT THAT ELMO DOLL UP YOUR PUSSY." I JUST SMILED AND SNARLED "FUCKING AMATEURS." THEY WATCHED WITH PURE GLEE AS BY VAGINA DEVOURED THAT DOLL IN ABOUT THREE SECONDS.

[Ralph]

thx debb

[Yul Kwon]

Make sure you pre-vote if you can't be here tonight. Hell, you should probably pre-vote anyway, just in case.