Day 25 - Tribal Council #14

[Jeff Probst]

Votes are due at 10:25

[Katie]

[Sarah]

[Jeff Probst]

Mia, whats the split on the majority alliance?

[Ken]

Jolanda, do you get questions at every tribal?

No, only some of them. Jeff doesn't seem to want to know my opinion.

Are the 4 of you that voted together last council in an alliance?

I'm going to butt in here:

NO.

I told everyone that if they flipped on Ralph, I could guarantee that we'd turn on each others' asses. That was already happening despite them drawing rocks for me. But they all pussied out and then happened to get the upper hand.

I swear, every time I tell people to trust me or believe what I'm telling them I'll do, I am NEVER in a position to offer anything more than my word. It's frustrating as fuck. I'm here and willing but nobody wants any Mia.

I heard it's because you have no class.

[Lisa]

[Mia]

On another note, I really have enjoyed being the cockroach that won't die.

[Mia]

Mia, whats the split on the majority alliance?

Everyone knows it's Cochran/Ralph and Debb/Carter

so like, when I'm gone, who gets the upper hand?

[Carter]

It's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time it's trick-ay

It's tricky tricky tricky tricky HUH

[Mia]

Jolanda, do you get questions at every tribal?

No, only some of them. Jeff doesn't seem to want to know my opinion.

Are the 4 of you that voted together last council in an alliance?

I'm going to butt in here:

NO.

I told everyone that if they flipped on Ralph, I could guarantee that we'd turn on each others' asses. That was already happening despite them drawing rocks for me. But they all pussied out and then happened to get the upper hand.

I swear, every time I tell people to trust me or believe what I'm telling them I'll do, I am NEVER in a position to offer anything more than my word. It's frustrating as fuck. I'm here and willing but nobody wants any Mia.

I heard it's because you have no class.

I'm actually on Spring break right now

No classes

[Lisa]

On another note, I really have enjoyed being the cockroach that won't die.

[Mia]

It's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time it's trick-ay

It's tricky tricky tricky tricky HUH

Carter, I've always seen you as a useless airhead.

Tell me, are you Debb's favorite dildo? Because it would make so much sense.

[Jeff Probst]

Mia, whats the split on the majority alliance?

Everyone knows it's Cochran/Ralph and Debb/Carter

so like, when I'm gone, who gets the upper hand?

Do you think those 5 stay together until the final 5?

[Jeff Probst]

2 minutes to get your final votes in.

[Sarah]

[Mia]

Mia, whats the split on the majority alliance?

Everyone knows it's Cochran/Ralph and Debb/Carter

so like, when I'm gone, who gets the upper hand?

Do you think those 5 stay together until the final 5?

I do not. Because they would be stupid to.

[Jolanda]

Mia, whats the split on the majority alliance?

Everyone knows it's Cochran/Ralph and Debb/Carter

so like, when I'm gone, who gets the upper hand?

Do you think those 5 stay together until the final 5?

Those are only four people

[Ken]

Mia, whats the split on the majority alliance?

Everyone knows it's Cochran/Ralph and Debb/Carter

so like, when I'm gone, who gets the upper hand?

Do you think those 5 stay together until the final 5?

Those are only four people

Are you guys holding open casting calls for a fifth wheel? I'm available!

[Jeff Probst]

At this time, all votes are final. If anyone has found a Hidden Immunity Idol and would like to play it on themselves or someone else, you now have 5 minutes to do so.

I’ll go tally the votes.

[Carter]

It's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time it's trick-ay

It's tricky tricky tricky tricky HUH

Carter, I've always seen you as a useless airhead.

Tell me, are you Debb's favorite dildo? Because it would make so much sense.

*In Bill Clinton voice*

I did not have sexual relations with that woman