FTC Commentary

[Jolanda]

One hour remains till the big show, everyone

[Jolanda]

My speech is quite spicy IMO.

[Lisa]

Mines bad for a specific person lol

[Mia]

My speech is quite spicy IMO.

So is mine. And it's all about me!

[Jolanda]

My speech is quite spicy IMO.

So is mine. And it's all about me!

This post is probably the biggest shocker of the ENTIRE game......

[Jolanda]

Ashley hasn't been on since Tuesday....

[Ken]

Lazy ho.

[Chad]

Ashley hasn't been on since Tuesday....

Did someone say that she "quit" or something?

I have no jury speech yet. I may just do something stupid. I don't really have any questions.

[Jeff Probst]

Ashley hasn't been on since Tuesday....

Did someone say that she "quit" or something?

I have no jury speech yet. I may just do something stupid. I don't really have any questions.

[3/13/15, 3:46:00 AM] Ashley: One of your hosts I am assuming is currently impersonating me on sucks. They mentioned Aras so probably Teresa. Consider this my official quit from anything to do with US Stranded, including the current season.
[3/13/15, 11:02:51 AM] My Poody: What does that have to do with me
[3/13/15, 5:54:15 PM] Ashley: I'm getting bs from one of your hosts because of US Stranded that is causing problems for me on other boards, and clearly it doesn't bother you. I was always honest about my willingness and level of enthusiasm, I don't deserve that. The experience has soured me on US Stranded as a whole, including all of the hosts, so I don't want anything to do with it anymore, in any capacity.

Given there's still a season going, I thought it was the polite thing to let you know this..... since it's your series and all.

So thanks for Namibia, Portugal and Nepal, and GL with your next seasons.
[3/13/15, 5:59:58 PM] My Poody: Blocked Ashley
[3/13/15, 6:01:51 PM] My Poody: No i want to say something before. I was a friend to you when everyone was shitting all over you. You chose those pieces of shit over your real friends and you have to live with that. If I never see you again it will be too soon. I can't look at you, you disgust me and I hope to never meet a less loyal piece of shit than you in my entire life. Good bye, have a nice life, and kindly stay out of mine

[Chad]

OK, Jeff.

So I'm really tempted to say something of the "I told you so" nature. But instead I'll just laugh quietly.

[Sarah]

OH GOD. RALPH THE SUPER GENIUS <3333

[Chad]

I feel I may not even be able to read Ralph's without cringing a bit. I mean I love him to death but, ugh.

[Sarah]

THE FACT THAT EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING "SARAH COULD HAVE DONE THIS AND WON THE GAME" MAKES ME SO MAD AT MYSELF

[Mia]

I honestly don't care about Stranded in Portugal, Cochran? Why bring that up? Irrelevant. But you were pathetic there, too lol.

[Ken]

Am I the only one who hates when players refer to their "physical game" when making ftc speeches? How physical can you possibly be getting sitting in front of a computer for hours on end each night? Your 1337 computer skills may enable you to win challenges, but that by no means requires much physical energy. Just saying!

[Jolanda]

So it's gonna take me a little while to read these opening speeches (especially Ralph's.....)

Love how they keep bringing up old seasons tho alol

[Mia]

control f'd my name in the speeches... 49 times holla

[Jolanda]

" so just like the deserving winners survivor all stars games. the odds were unfairly stacked in my favour. Yet another reason why I should be the winner."

what.

[Sarah]

ralph goddess

[Chad]

If anyone cares, Cochran's account of events is about 100 times more accurate than Ralphie's.