No I'm not into incest and tampons and fucking dead people and all that stuff.
I don't know how many people here post at Survivor Sucks, but back in '06 I discovered the site. One of the first threads I found was "Debb Eaton's Poetry Thread With More Anal Beads." In it, there was a person posing as Debb Eaton and posting all this nasty, vile, and disgusting shit, I thought it was so hilarious and random. Like who even thinks about Debb from the Australian Outback? But with the incest stuff being true in real life it was fitting at the same time.
That thread and all the other Debb stuff at Sucks is what got me hooked on the site. Since then the Debb Eaton nic has been banned and hasn't resurfaced. But I actually befriended the person behind Debb, and we are still friends to this day.
I know we aren't supposed to talk about old games, but this was SO long ago - I know that there isn't a single person here who was in the game. It was 08 or 09 - I played in an Australian Outback game and was like OMG I MUST BE DEBB! I basically copied the schtick and went on to be a big, gross, disgusting star in the game. I won like 5 immunity challenges in a row post merge and got voted off at *cough cough* 6th place as the obvious threat to win the game.
Then I came back for All Stars a few seasons later and totally kicked everyone's ass and won the game unanimously.
4 or 5 years passed and I thought my Debb days were over. But when I was given a choice of any Australia character for Nepal. I just had to revive my most beloved character from the ashes. Turns out I was inactive the opening weekend and was almost voted out first. But I was able to recover my position somewhat (but never fully) in the game and make..... the final 6.
And then this game. We know what happened here.
I finished 6th my first time as Debb,
And then I won.
And then I finished 6th again.
I was hoping the pattern would hold true, but it didn't.
Fucking 6th again.
Three 6th places and 1 win for my beloved Debb Eaton.
No one probably cares, but I just want people to know the inspiration for the gross things I posted in this game and in the last one. And how I fucking hate 6th place and I seem to be cursed to never make it past this spot in Stranded games.
